So I’m talking to one of my coworkers about Catching Fire, as I just started reading it and he’s the one that got me into The Hunger Games. Suddenly another coworker appears. She looks at both of us and goes “Are you team peeta or team gale?!”
After us just staring at her for a minute in silence she goes “C’mon, youhaveto choose one!”
I’m not really reading the story for a love triangle. I hate romance in books. I understand that relationships are a big part of human interactions though, so I expect them just because that’s how people relate to one another. Relationships are important because they allow a story to move forward, and it just doesn’t make sense to me why people need to side with one character or another just because they like that one better. Shut up, get out of my face about it, and go write some horrible fanfiction about that character or something. Just let me read my book in peace.
Please tell me I am not going to be seeing twelve year old girls with sparkly “team peeta” and “team gale” shirts everywhere.
PLEASE
do you guys remember that episode of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
literally my face right now
My god
SALMON JIZZ
My laughter has reached dog hearing decibels.
OH MY GOFDJAKL;ELR;AEJDNFCV
IS THIS SOME KIND OF CARWASH
WAT
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
This happened to my manager once. She got so freaked out that she threw the rest of the ice cream cone into their car and slammed the window shut.
(Source: seizetonight, via littletrenchcoatangel)
Reblog if you are a Destiel shipper and love Sam Winchester.
Just because we ship Destiel does not mean that we don’t like/love Sam Winchester.
I mean how could you not love this adorable Moose?
This has been a Public Shipping Announcement.
People that think that Destiel shippers hate Sam is like saying Sastiel/Sassy shippers hate Dean.
****** 548 notes in 24 hours ******
So to the haters…
"Because after all this time, even supporters can’t understand or get it through their heads that with Dean, no matter how loud he is, he always betrays himself in the subtleties. It’s not in how he says to Castiel, “You were family once.” It’s in how he takes his coat and always keeps it with him. It’s not in how he says “Just kill him now!” It’s how he runs to Cas and quickly holds him up when Cas is ready to put the souls back in Purgatory. It’s not in how he calls Cas names, it’s how no matter what anyone says, he’s the first to jump to his defense. It’s not in how every time he dies, Dean says something like “Cas, you stupid bastard!” It’s in the fact that Dean is one pin drop away from bursting into tears in front of everyone every time."
“You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil.”
(Source: anotherlifebrotha, via endofacandle)
I am burdened with glorious purpose.
- To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.
This is my bargain.
- ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.
How desperate are you?
- You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
- Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
- Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
- Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.
Stalling won’t change anything.
- You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May.
In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.
(via avengechesters)
